tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post3649646836793669184..comments2011-10-17T22:15:43.085-04:00FrostKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03525985781729611658noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-80526925565794858932011-10-17T22:15:43.085-04:002011-10-17T22:15:43.085-04:00even brian wilson's beard fears matt wietersjosienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-72616090719513486772011-05-09T08:38:39.205-04:002011-05-09T08:38:39.205-04:00One time the King of England said that Matt Wieters had a flawed swing. Why do you think there was a black plague?Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-9359033655364416342011-05-09T08:32:49.090-04:002011-05-09T08:32:49.090-04:00Matt Wieters sang in the shower this morning. Three people awoke from comas, and 17 from the dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-35780961137713972342010-11-05T20:16:40.699-04:002010-11-05T20:16:40.699-04:00When Matt Wieters went to Subway he demanded a lower price for his sub. The result? $5 foot-longs! (The company also changed its legal name to Wieters'Way).Kennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-15285047768885118622010-09-10T11:45:13.912-04:002010-09-10T11:45:13.912-04:00When a doctor listens to Matt Wieters heart, all he can hear is fans cheering.Quizzie101http://openid.aol.com/Quizzie101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-56871296213622374662010-09-10T11:44:41.279-04:002010-09-10T11:44:41.279-04:00Instead of chewing gum or eating sunflower seeds like every other player, Matt Wieters chews on pieces of old baseballs.Quizzie101http://openid.aol.com/Quizzie101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-13680265883767187072010-09-10T11:40:52.217-04:002010-09-10T11:40:52.217-04:00Matt Wieters does all of Superman’s work. Superman just takes credit. Stupid Kryptonian.Quizzie101http://openid.aol.com/Quizzie101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-10830836073189496072010-09-10T11:39:52.740-04:002010-09-10T11:39:52.740-04:00While a lot of players take performance enhancing drugs to improve their game, Matt Wieters takes performance minimizing drugs to keep the game interesting.Quizzie101http://openid.aol.com/Quizzie101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-54663924250282026612010-07-15T19:59:48.317-04:002010-07-15T19:59:48.317-04:00Matt Wieters doesn't go to the disabled list, the disabled list goes to Matt Wieters.The Wayward Ohttp://www.thewaywardoriole.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-25460971587489918352010-07-11T20:00:36.047-04:002010-07-11T20:00:36.047-04:00Too bad these moments are all better than his whole career will ever be.Joshhttp://www.google.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-78322781516801098872010-06-12T15:41:32.640-04:002010-06-12T15:41:32.640-04:00Yeah but seriously he's hitting .241 with 4 homers. Buster Posey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-26468988114308002152010-06-02T02:54:57.891-04:002010-06-02T02:54:57.891-04:00Can't wait til week 11 when we get another hit out Matt Wieters or possibly another RBI...but I don't want to get greedy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-76275159138673299102010-05-19T19:59:35.132-04:002010-05-19T19:59:35.132-04:00Matt Wieters recieves Sundays off because God only rests on the Sabbath.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-38153890331377339242010-05-19T19:53:26.007-04:002010-05-19T19:53:26.007-04:00President Obama decided to phase out the space shuttle program after scientists determined that hitching a ride on a Matt Wieter's home run is a more efficient manner in which to enter low-Earth orbit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-24794834841119618422010-05-04T04:55:18.434-04:002010-05-04T04:55:18.434-04:00Even Cal Ripken faked an injury to get out throwing batting practice to Matt Wieters.K-Slicenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-92013566211650095022010-04-26T20:42:20.635-04:002010-04-26T20:42:20.635-04:00balco was founded to nuetralize matt wieters talentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-7754088512837838152010-04-16T12:01:38.453-04:002010-04-16T12:01:38.453-04:00Matt Wieters plans when he wants to be spontaneous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-75017751128718342862010-04-08T21:30:21.061-04:002010-04-08T21:30:21.061-04:00Matt Wieters is always the last pick in fantasy baseball drafts. After someone takes him, everybody else just gives up.Jordannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-26260555668596921752010-04-08T00:19:54.605-04:002010-04-08T00:19:54.605-04:00GARRETT JONES IS THE BEST POWER HITTER EVERmatt wietersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-75771763577786390572010-04-06T21:50:00.748-04:002010-04-06T21:50:00.748-04:00wieters said....pujols.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-83826680813564565722010-03-27T02:09:28.863-04:002010-03-27T02:09:28.863-04:00If you visit Camden Yards feel free to leave the car unlocked and the keys in the ignition. Ever since Matt Wieters was drafted by the Orioles nobody has ever attempted to steal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-23485535697889324792010-03-23T00:36:38.039-04:002010-03-23T00:36:38.039-04:00Matt Wieters has 99 problems but a pitch ain't one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-89363418890667682472010-03-23T00:19:09.018-04:002010-03-23T00:19:09.018-04:00To Matt Weiters "Home Alone" is not a movie title; it is a state of being.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-91375518878134718442010-03-23T00:09:36.627-04:002010-03-23T00:09:36.627-04:00Umpires do not call out "strike" or "ball", but rather shout "strike" or "Oh God, I'm so sorry Matt Wieters - I'll never say that again!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361999613026270497.post-46189666075753441572010-02-18T10:46:41.908-05:002010-02-18T10:46:41.908-05:00Matt Wieters forced fed the black cat to a goat therefore eliminating the Chicago Cubs curse. Cubs win it all in 2010.Harryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16560702557692514983noreply@blogger.com