Matt Wieters Facts

2014-05-25T19:51:00.000-04:00

The Movie "8 Men Out" Is Actually Based On Matt Wieters First Unassisted Octupal Play.

From Jeffrey

2014-05-22T22:56:00.000-04:00

Matt Wieters Can DH In The National League.

From Kevin

2014-04-26T20:18:00.000-04:00

Matt Wieters Has 99 Problems But A Pitch Ain't One.

2014-04-26T20:15:00.000-04:00

Since 1986 No Children Have Been Born In Goose Creek, South Carolina. The Reason? Nobody Scores When Matt Wieters Is At Home.

From Drew

2014-04-26T19:38:00.000-04:00

Chuck Norris Jokes Are Based Off Stuff Matt Wieters Actually Did.

From Ryan

2014-04-07T18:33:00.000-04:00

Matt Weiters Catches The Early Bird Before He Gets The Worm.

From CJ

2014-03-18T19:18:00.000-04:00

The Beatles Were Once Asked How Often They'd Like To See Matt Wieters Catch. The Result Was Their Hit "Eight Days A Week".

From Levi

2014-03-09T18:59:00.000-04:00

After Asking Him To Appear On Their Cover, Sports Illustrated Asked For Permission To Rename Their Magazine "Matt Wieters Sports Illustrated"; Wieters Declined Saying He Didn't Want To Limit Himself To Just Sports.

From Calum

2014-03-07T14:07:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Once Framed A Pitch So Perfectly That It Counted As Two Strikes.

From Emmett

2014-02-07T14:18:00.000-05:00

Scott Boras Hired Matt Wieters As His Agent.

From Darryl

2014-02-07T14:16:00.000-05:00

When Wieters’ Career Was Over, Fans Came Back To MattWieters.com And Laughed At How Low The Expectations Ended Up Being.

From Darryl

2014-02-07T14:14:00.000-05:00

Upon Matt Wieters’ Birth, Baseball-Reference Set His HOF Likeliness To YES.

From Darryl

2014-02-02T19:20:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Won The Heisman While At Georgia Tech, But The Trophy Was Obliterated When Wieters Decided It Looked Too Much Like A Baserunner Attempting To Collide At Home Plate.

From Eric

2014-02-02T19:14:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Once Visited This Website And Laughed, Not Because It Was Funny, But Because He Found It Humorous That Some People Thought His Greatness Could Be Described.

From Andrew

2014-02-01T20:24:00.000-05:00

Reggie Jackson Refers To Matt Wieters As "Mr. Whenever The Hell He Wants."

From Eric

2014-02-01T20:21:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Once Blew A Kiss To A Coma Patient. The Patient Immediately Awakened And Proceeded To Win A Spot On The Olympic Speed Skating Team.

From Eric

2013-12-13T13:49:00.001-05:00

Carl Crawford Once Tried To Steal On Matt Wieters. Now, He Can’t Even Hear Mention Of The Pittsburgh Steelers Without Wincing.

From Eric L

2014-01-30T12:43:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Was Drafted 5th Overall Because The First 4 Teams Thought That Harnessing The Power Of Ten-thousand Suns Was Playing God.

From Bryant

2014-01-30T12:42:00.000-05:00

The Pope Pays His Vatican City Rent To Matt Wieters.

From Bryant

2014-01-30T12:37:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Threw Himself Out Trying To Steal... My Heart.

From Bryant

[Ed. note: Awww.]

2014-01-29T19:53:00.000-05:00

After Giving Up Five Runs To Matt Wieters, Roy Halladay Nicknamed Him "The Vig" Because "Whether The Orioles Win Or Lose, You Owe Him Something And He's Going To Take His Piece."

From Chris

2014-01-29T19:51:00.000-05:00

Every Morning At 2:22 A.M., Matt Wieters Calls Babe Ruth's Daughters To Tell Them The Exact Section, Row And Seat He Is Going To Hit A Home Run To That Day. When They Ask Him Why, He Says "Well, I'm Not A Morbidly Obese Braggart, But Somebody Oughta Know."

From Chris

2014-01-29T19:49:00.000-05:00

Matt Wieters Only Signals For One Pitch. Strike Three. If You Want To Be A Failure All Your Life, That's Up To You.

From Chris

2014-01-28T19:55:00.000-05:00

When Asked About His Plans For Life After Baseball, Matt Wieters Replied, "I'll Allow It."

From Jay

2014-01-28T19:46:00.000-05:00

Once, Matt Wieters Hit A Home Run That Only Measured 400 Feet, But It Landed In The Year 2078.

From Bryant